Brain dead - the fumes I breath
 Blah Blah Blah BlaBlaBlaBlaBlaBla
 Carp is a town, not a fish
 Too dumb to care
 The S.B.-Goleta connection
 Feelin' like a champion
 All aboard the lagwagon
 It's fast enough for me
 Slow
 Me-and-my friends
 on the couch
 Give me a sofa and some snacks
 The idiot box-that T.V. trash
 The V.C.R.-some stupid films
 The remote control
 Fuck the bills
 There's no point in a job
 The pay just sucks if you're a slob
 I'm not lying
 I'm lazy
 and all my friends are just like me
 (Chorus)
 Garga jibs and metal riffs
 Beer bings and bing hits
 I hate that scene
 Santa Barbara boredom
 Goleta-postmortem
 Small town minds
 can you rekate to me?
 (Repeat Chorus)
 All aboard the lag wagon