Midnight at the glamour show on a Sunday Night

Everybody drink alotta whiskey and wine

We dance like no tomorrow

We're on Burlesque time

But everybody's gotta work tomorrow at nine



Touch me t-touch me baby but don't mess up my hair

Love me l-love me crazy

But don't get too attached, this is a brink affair



Vanity (pictures in magazines, movie screens)

Vanity (there is a camera, so many beauty queens)

Vanity (it's so good to be)

Popular and glamourous, we love ourselves and no one else

Va-va-va-va-vanity va-vanity, va-va-va-vanity



Nothin' wrong with being just a little bit vain

We need a little pretty cuz this country's insane

So go ahead and label me whatever you like

But nothings quite as sexy as a woman is fine



Touch me touch me baby but don't mess up my hair

Love me love me crazy

But don't get too attached, this is a brink affair



Vanity (pictures in magazines, movie screens)

Vanity (there is a camera, so many beauty queens)

Vanity (it's so good to be)

Popular and glamourous, we love ourselves and no one else



Look at me (watcha lookin' at)

Look at me (watcha starin' at)

Look at me (watcha lookin' at)

Look at me (watcha starin'at)



I'm comin' around, I'm sippin on Andre, it's time

I heard the cutie's in the back, start in the p-party line

Let's dance (quick round) we're in the vanity house

We'll cover the secrets, diamonds, we're happy cuz we're shinin



Touch me touch me baby but don't mess up my hair

Love me love me crazy

But don't get too attached, this is a brink affair



Vanity (pictures in magazines, movie screens)

Vanity (there is a camera, so many beauty queens)

Vanity (it's so good to be)

Popular and glamourous, we love ourselves and no one else



Vanity (pictures in magazines, movie screens)

Vanity (there is a camera, so many beauty queens)

Vanity (it's so good to be)

Popular and glamourous, we love ourselves and no one else

Va-va-va-va-vanity va-vanity, va-va-va-vanity