Candy caught beau in bed with a red head

she threw a fit and a fern and the F word at both of them

she peppered him with bb's cuz she couldn't find a 12 gauge

cinda lou i know your husband and theres gonna be hell to pay


There aint nothing like a woman scorned

aint nothing more dangerous than a country girl trading her halo for horns

neighbors knew they were in for a war

they saw a screaming half naked waffle house waitress flying off the porch

no one slams the door like a women scorned


Candy came back beau was zipping up his levis

chasing him around the kitchen he was tring to apolagize

he dialed a 9 and a 1 before she landed that left hook

she knocked him out cold candy's stronger than she looks


There aint nothing like a woman scorned

aint nothing more dangerous than a country girl trading her halo for horns

The neighbors knew who was winning that war

They saw a half naked pleading husband who'd been cheating spread eagle on the porch

No  one slams the door like a woman scorned


Aint nothing like a woman scorned

aint nothing more dangerous than a country girl trading her halo for horns


She swears all is far in love and war

she said if you wanna be a dog i'll treat you like a dog

your sleeping on the porch

no one slams a door like a woman scorned


like a woman scorned