Me no bubbletious
Me smoke heavy tar
Me be groovin` slowly where you are
Notify your next of kin
`Cause you`re never coming back
I`ve been dropping beats since Back in Black
And we`ll paint by numbers
`Til something sticks
Don`t mind doing it for the kids
(So come on) jump on board
Take a ride (yeah)
(You`ll be doin` it all right)
Jump on board feel the high
`Cause the kids are alright

You`ve got a reputation
Well I guess that can be explored
You`re dancing with the chairman of the board
Take a ride on my twelve cylinder symphony
But if you got other plans
The purpose of a woman is to love her man

And we`ll paint by numbers
`Til something sticks
Don`t mind doing it for the kids
(So come on) jump on board
Take a ride (yeah)
(Doin` it all right)
Jump on board feel the high
`Cause the kids are alright

I`m gonna give it all of my loving
It`s gonna take up all of my love
I`m gonna give it all of my loving
It`s gonna take up all of my love
I`m gonna give it all of my loving
It`s gonna take up all of my love
I`m gonna give it all of my loving
It`s gonna take up all of my love

Come down from the ceiling
I didn`t mean to get so high
I couldn`t do what I wanted to do
When my lips were dry
You can`t just up and leave me
I`m a singer in a band
Well I like drummers baby
You`re not my bag

Jump on board
Take a ride, yeah
(You`ll be doin` it all right)
Jump on board feel the high, yeah

Jump on board
Take a ride, yeah
(You`ll be doin` it all right)
Jump on board feel the high, yeah

I`m an honorary Sean Connery, born `74
There`s only one of me
Single-handedly raising the economy
Ain`t no chance of the record company dropping me
Press be asking do I care for sodomy
I don`t know, yeah, probably
I`ve been looking for serial monogamy
Not some bird that looks like Billy Connolly
But for now I`m down for ornithology
Grab your binoculars, come follow me