No artificial flavors here kid
 Yo matter of fact
 it's not even butter it's lubrication check it

 Now peep the flilz nilz if you will Bill or take a chill pill
 As I drop the real deal  on my everyday bilznilz
 Bouncin love love with my man in a Lexus
 Gucci shoppin  hoppin huntin for the opposite sexes
 Holdin down the Boule'  when I stopped for a red light
 And peep the mega the don kick, crazy bumpin headlights
 Yo Rod, that looks scrumptions don't it, CHILL I want it
 Take the wheel for a moment, cause I'm about to JUMP ON IT
 Ran up inside hon, and got that mouth wide kid
 Had her open like 7/11, with that Southside shit
 Now what's your name, where you live, what's your #, what's the age?
 Is you single, where's your man, is he big, yo do you date?
 Would you like to have my shirt, have my car, have my child?
 Can I bite you on your WHOOMP THERE IT IS caught the smile
 She's like, "Pleased to meet cha, my name is Tenisha
 I'm goin to get some pizza and see my cousin Kadesha
 I gots to give props, your game's mad far from booty
 So do you have a name, or can I call you cutie?"
 Ahh, I had the mental smack dab in my pocket
 But if I wanted to rock it, watch me go ahead and lock it
 I put my arm around her squeezed and shorty said, "Uh uh, please
 You don't know me to touch, you might have some disease"
 Ohhh, so now I look like I got somethin, stop frontin
 on the skillz squally, you know I'm a little bumpin
 Do I look like I got gonoh-syphla-mydia phase III
 Walkin round beggin people TO MAKE LOVE TO ME
 Boom, she started rollin, caught the buzz from my pager
 Peeped the flavor, she looked amazed like
 "Oh, you just played yourself
 How you gonna peep the next one while we talkin?
 That's foul you ass-out son" and started walkin
 I grabbed her arm, nice and calm
 Took my finger and stroked the palm
 I said, "My bad sweetheart, I didn't mean you no harm"
 Yeah I know I went out fellas but you woulda did the same exact
 if the girl you met came this packed, no jokes, this dame was FAT!
 Anyway, let it slide, popped the backs out of my ride
 Went to the shop, hopped out, and we all slide inside
 Her cousin was AHHIGHT, no dime kid but she was sportable
 Baby gets up from booth and said, "Can I have a quarter boo?"
 She ran to the phone, and wasn't on there too long
 Came back like, "My parents are gone yo.. IT'S ON!
 Wanna come to my house and parlay for a bit?" Rod looked at me
 like 'You butter baby', nahhhhhhhhh kid, I'm lubrication

 Chorus:

 I'm so smooth, 'How smooth?'
 "Hon said I'm so smooth they should call me lubrication" --> Pete Rock
 Cause I'm so smooth, 'How smooth?'
 "Hon said I'm so smooth they should call me lubrication" --> Pete Rock
 Cause I'm mad smooth, 'How smooth?'
 "Hon said I'm so smooth they should call me lubrication" --> Pete Rock
 The man is so smooth, 'How smooth?'
 "Hon said I'm so smooth they should call me lubrication" --> Pete Rock

 I took Rod to his house, gave him dap, THEN I'M OUT
 Told him, "Beep me later" after I saw what honey was about
 For the whole ride, shorty hand was strokin my thigh
 Nipples on hard, lickin her lips, *sucking lips* Aiy-yi-yi!
 My ding-a-ling-a-ling, was ting-a-ling-a-ling
 All ready to go steady and slide up in her little bitty ting
 As soon as we got in the rest, we didn't rest, Kwest made progress
 Off with the bra, tongue on them breasts
 Rubbin on her thighs, started unbuttonin them Guess
 Jeans off, panties down, ooh no hair, YES!
 Slid my finger up inside, her tight wet cootie
 She started moanin and squirmin, with her big fat booty
 Another finger went in, and she went buckwild kid
 I bent down and licked my thumb, and started strokin that clit
 Word is bond, she was mad turned on, long gone and screamed
 "Oooh I'm gonna come," so I was like, "Hah, come on!"
 Tightened up then BOO-YAA, glory hallelujah!
 She done covered and whispered lover, "Now I'm gonna do ya!"
 Pulled my Kani drawers off and gripped my ass kid
 Then she put her.. NAH, too graphic, but it was mad fantastic!
 After she was done, with that oral stimulation
 I guess it was Kwest's turn, for a bit of reciprication
 Went to play Jeffrey Dahmer, then I paused, on the L
 I sniffed my finger, whew, no awkward jaws
 I guess you could say I can't get enough of that funky stuff
 Cause I ate it, I ate it all, I ate it alllll up!
 I put the Starter Cap on the bozack, can't get with no kid rap
 She took it like, "I'm cleaner than clean, you don't have to wear that!"
 CHILLL, I use it or we stop
 Cause it's one-eight-seven on an uncovered cock!
 Legs on her shoulders bout to do what I gotta do
 UHHH, I'm, so, in-to you
 Hittin it, hittin it, hittin it, SMACK!
 I made the coochie fart, when I swung the BACK ATTACK!
 Then she got on top, the booty was nice and leaky
 Grindin that fat butt on me, GWAL COME FREAKY DEAKY
 She wouldn't let me in the anus but I don't sweat it
 As we dressed, she said, "Booby don't be stressed"
 I'm not, you know I'ma get it
 I got bouncy after a fat hug, kiss and a pinch {pager beeps}
 Ooh who dis? Oh hittin that'll be a cinch
 I'm lubrication

 Chorus w/ variations

 Ghost

 "So smooth they should call me lubrication"
 * cut and scratched