Yeah.. crazy ol' smooth shit

Goin out to all the niggaz that be baggin up the skins

Straight up pimpin, ain't no time for simpin

To the real niggaz, all my peeps in Queens Brooklyn Uptown

Bronx there it is



Yo, me and my niggaz bounce around in the jeep

Lookin for a spot to peep where the freaks is real deep

2000's kinda hittin, 20 beans we up in it

Hold up - WAIT A MINUTE!

Hookers wall to wall, small to tall, from slim to mad (?)

Dead ass, every man for self

This first tip I spotted, sittin at the bar was a hot one

Let me ask a question bout your man shorty, you got one?

Not one, but two, matter of fact black a few

but there's room for you - now shit is through

Disnexone was MAD fat, even her wrists was clumpin

She kept tailin me like I was a Twinkie or somethin

To make sure, Oprah wouldn't follow me no more

Aiyyo bitch, there's free food at the do'

I stepped to disnexone, she was pumpin with a trunk full of junk

Rump was pumpin but her breath smelled like a garbage dump

EWWW! Opened her grill, to give me a reply and

.. OH MY GOD I JUST WANNA DIE! ..

Bounced to the nexone, now shorty was lookin real cute

Karl Kani suit, baseball cap, and high tech boots

Dancin her ass off, so I starts to get open

People scopin, I guess that we look real real dope an'

she says I'm cute, we shoot breeze for a bit

I got the digits I'm ghost, nuttin to it

Went upstairs and DAMN, disnexone was irie

Doin the butterfly to the rub-a-dub stylee

I was all set to knab her, grab her

When she turned around oh shit, she looked like Shabba

Goes to the nexone, but only cause she was mad pretty

On the real she was down with the itty bitty tittie committee

Ass was flat, combo wasn't alla that

So I left that heffer sittin where she sat

Disnexone grabbed me, let's go dance somewhere money

Got in the light, yikes, "STROBELITE HONEY!"

Now disnexone was a friend, from around the way

Hangin with this cute thick white girl, "Fuckin A!"

So I like, started talking language, she couldn't understand

and OH MY GOD! I got her number, totally awesome man

Slid on the nexone, like did you know that youse a dime baby

She tipped her glasses and looked at me, like I was crazy

Turned around and tried to play me, that bullshit don't faze me

Threw my drink on that bitch and I'm Swayze

Just then some boom smokin music came on

Went to the bathroom and like the Human Torch, flame on..



[sounds of a joint being inhaled]

Yeah, smoke this shit, and get back out here

See what else out there [coughing]



Walked to disnexone, AIYYO WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS BITCH?

Lookin white in her tight spandex suit, (?) lipstick

Licked my lips, thinkin bout how I was gonna stick her

"Yo Kwest, parlay kid, that's a nigga" (AHHHHHHHH!)

Huh, disnexone was jockin, so I let my man keep walkin

but I couldn't get with the ILL SHIT she was talkin

"I want someone to love me and my kid

 til my man's done with his bid"

Yo, now you know I fled!

Ran up on this P.R. mami, "Que lindo, hay dios mio!"

Du ju got time to conversate with me baby and chicos?

"Si papi!" So we sit and do the knowledge

Bag her then I'm out like Speedy Gonzalez, VRROOOM!

Disnexone, tried to pull the card on a Mister

"Hold up nigga, didn't you just try to kick it to my sister?"

Yeah bitch but now I'm tryin to kick it to you, but fuck it

Both of y'all ass out then like my man I'm through

Disnexone was busted beyond belief

Had seventeen.. won't even speak on that shit chief

Disnexone kicked the blahzay blah, cute little hoochie

Til she violated, askin me did I eat the fuckin coochie?

No (?) didn't even fall away from me, nobody real, word is bond

Like Cheers, I'm gone

Now, damn, really can't describe disnexone

Cause she walked past, dead-ass, my whole body flexed son

Hon's a 20, twice as nice as Bo Derek was

Shot an upside down frown, BOOM!  There it was

Brown skin milky body voice like slow music

The kind of miss that you couldn't use or abuse kid

Shot more game, than a hunter on safari in Africa

Gave me the digits, said I better get back to her

It's about, 3:30 in the A.M.

Had bagged a lot of dames, most of the names, couldn't even say 'em

Blasted out my ass, and hungry as hell

Tomorrow night I hope I do just as well, lookin fo' dat nexone



Yeah.. props to Erik Romero for the fat ass track

Definitely hooked shit up

Now, to all my peoples



Niggaz in Queens, lookin for the nexone

Uptown niggaz, be lookin for the nexone

Brooklyn niggaz they lookin for the nexone

Bronx niggaz is lookin for the nexone

Staten Island niggaz lookin for the nexone

West coast niggaz is lookin for the nexone

All around the world they lookin for that nexone

Aiyyo, fuck this, let's get done



Yeah, big Kwest comin at ya

I'm not gon' say peace cause we ain't gonna get it

But if you got a piece of ass, dead ass

I'm damn sure with it to hit it, split it

And if you try to front on me I might forget it

I'm OUTTA here