So you wanna know
He begged me all night long
From the morning til later on
And I turned him down each time
He invited me to Monaco again six months later
And again eight months later
But I turned him down
He begged me all the time or as they say in Spanish
El me imploro
He said

There is a place called Monaco
A country so big and beautiful
Please vacation in Monaco
He begged me all night long

Met a young from Argentina
At a party in New York City
I invited him and his friend out to dinner
But he canceled on his friend and said
He had to go alone
He texted me and begged me all night long
So obnoxiously from three pm til four in the morning
He called me at two am and said he couldn't sleep
And he invited me to Monaco

There is a place called Monaco
A country so big and beautiful
Please vacation in Monaco
He begged me all night long

Never before have I met someone so desperate
The poor guy could I don't know
Hire a Swedish prostitute
Oh wait
I don't know why he begged me all night long
But I know he was a desperate soul
He taught me how to say things in Spanish
A girl should never say
I learned from all his texting and pleading all day
But yes I confess I teased him a little bit
It's so fun to make fun of the boys
And yeah
El me imploro

There is a place called Monaco
A country so big and beautiful
Please vacation in Monaco
He begged me all night long

As they say in Spanish
El me imploro
And he did all night
He begged me from three pm
When I met him at the party at two pm
All the way to four am the next day
And again and again on instant messenger
And any means he could
I don't think he understood the meaning of no
Funny
I guess I must be the only girl who ever turned him down in his life
I don't know why
He's not that handsome anyway if you ask me
Besides he looks like my uncle
And that's kind of incestuous
But remember girls should you ever want a cheap trip to Monaco
There is a place called Monaco
And a young man from Argentina who will invite you
Oh yes he can
Uh

There is a place called Monaco
A country so big and beautiful
Please vacation in Monaco
He begged me all night long
There is a place called Monaco
A country so big and beautiful
Please vacation in Monaco
He begged me all night long

There is a place called Monaco
There is a place called Monaco
Oh
Oh please vacation in Monaco
He begged

There
There is a place
Called Monaco