Once, you would hang around me 
Hang, 'round me night and day 
I thought that love had found me 
When we became that way 

Now, it's a different story 
You're not a one-girl man 
I've heard you're in your glory 
Playing the Dapper Dan 

You may tell me you're a Saint 
But listen to my complaint 

What's the use of hangin' around with you 
Hangin' around with you 
Hangin' around with you, deary 
I never know 
I never know just where I stand 

What's the use of bangin' around with you 
Bangin' around with you 
Bangin' around with you, deary 
You've gotta give 
This little girl a bigger hand 

You're not acting the beau 
That I once used to know 
I'm beginning to see 
That I'm likely to be 
On the shelf 

If you want me hangin' around with you 
Hangin' around with you 
Hangin' around with you, deary 
You've gotta learn 
You've gotta learn to be yourself 

[JASON ALEXANDER]
I simply must deny it 
I swear it isn't true 
Darling, except for you 

When I'm with other damsels 
Really, I don't go far 
I try to tell those ma'm'selles 
Just what a peach you are 

Oh I'm so misunderstood 
Though I've tried to be so good 

Oh, what's the use of hangin' around with you 
Hangin' around with you 
Hangin' around with you, deary 
I never know 
I never know just where I'm at 

And what's the use of bangin' around with you 
Bangin' around with you 
Bangin' around with you, deary 
Oh I'm afraid 
You're forcing me to leave you flat 

[KRISTIN CHENOWETH]
Please don't be in a huff 
It was only a bluff 
Everything is in vain 
If you mean to remain so upstage 

If you want me hangin' around with you 

[BOTH]
Hangin' around with you 
Hangin' around with you, deary 

[KRISTIN CHENOWETH]
You've gotta learn 
You've gotta learn to act 

Your agent called 
Your other gigs fell through 

[BOTH]
You've gotta learn 
You've gotta learn to act your age