"And the Rockets in the penalty, and that's one of the things we talked about

earlier. For a guy who you can see now is one of the greatest stars of the 

league, he is such a team first player, and such an unselfish player."



"When you say that this guy is averaging right at 27 points a game. And then you

say that he's doing it in rebounding, and then also in assists. He's shooting

48% from the field, but in shot attempts he's under 18 a game. So he maximizes 

so that all of the rest of the guys who are playing with him are happy. Because 

he's not shooting a low percentage, he's not hogging the ball, he's not 

breaking the patterns, he's staying within everything that we're doing."



[Kool Keith:]

I'm that busy Globetrotter, watch you turds skitty-scatter

Do one titty matter? Your girl's an overweight mammal

I work up court, y'all can D up on my handle

I pee on your spot, take your startin slot

Slam my cock in your jaw 'til your bracelets and arms rot

I will jerk off if her booty stink, cause my palm is hot

The crowd watch me jump up and touch the 24 second clock

You ain't no threat, youse a lucky come-up

With a histerectomy from the second block

Your wife smokin lookin for a second rock

Nuts filled up to the top, you remember choc'

Across the street from Donut King, maneuver with donut swing



[Keith: voice lowered]

Man you better leave basketball alone and take your panties home

Man you better leave basketball alone and take your panties home

Ask Paul Silas, the coach of Anthony and Jerome

My pee stick to the floor I will block your baseline

Your inbound lay-up no matter how much coke you put up your ass

Even with a bunch of kids around you behind you you still can't stay up

Come on faggot, take out your Tampax and crush your heart bra

and set a new play up; man to man defense

You move in a female sequence

The type that's comin out of your jeans to make cameltoes

or throw up prints, I'm too dominatin

Down low I kick the dirtiest things on hot rinse

Make sure your buttcrack deal with the nail and hammer penetration

I leave you backed up with rap constipation

Everybody SCARED to move they bowels

Get Haterade and I do suggest you use your towels

Man you better leave basketball alone, and take your panties home

Man you better leave basketball alone

and go home and take your panties home



[Kool Keith:]

I'll be at the All-Star practice with turds on top of your chick's mattress

Full speed, doo-doo mode~!

Y'all ain't the big dogs, full stretched out

You right and curly walkin around in poodle mode

Tractor trailer back up y'all pick up a giant, DOO-DOO LOAD

Truck stop Flying J-er

Season tickets man you can't sit next to me the Mayor

You gas abuser, you need a PT Cruiser

Dance around the keyboards like the great Bob Moog-ah



[voice lowered:]

Man, you better leave basketball alone and take your panties home

Man, you better leave, basketball alone, and take yo' panties home



"And the Rockets in the penalty, and that's one of the things we talked about

earlier. For a guy who you can see now is one of the greatest stars of the 

league, he is such a team first player, and such an unselfish player."



"When you say that this guy is averaging right at 27 points a game. And then you

say that he's doing it in rebounding, and then also in assists. He's shooting

48% from the field, but in shot attempts he's under 18 a game. So he maximizes 

so that all of the rest of the guys who are playing with him are happy. Because 

he's not shooting a low percentage, he's not hogging the ball, he's not 

breaking the patterns, he's staying within everything that we're doing."