I would have been completely dead had it not been for the Shark Man.
 Shark Man? *chuckling*
 Judging from his appearance  that's the most appropriate
 name I could come up with for him.
 I hate this kid.
 This uhh... THING you're talking about.
 It had the body of a shark  and the arms and face of a man?
 That's the chap.
 Holy jumping jackfish!
 Intro Two: Mr. Gerbik
 *moaning, growling*
 Yes, you have met the dangerous 208 year-old Uncle of Dr. Octagon.
 I myself Mr. Gerbik. Half-shark, half-man, skin like alligator.
 Carrying a dead walrus. Check it.
 Verse One: Mr. Gerbik
 With my white eyes, gray hair, face is sky-blue yellow
 Sideburns react, my skin is colored lilac
 My skin turn orange and green in the limousine
 People think I'm mixed with shark, drinking gasoline
 Underwater I breathe and let loose on my sleeve
 Walking down Hollywood Boulevard with a credit card
 Three alligators behind me, feel my skin is hard
 Transvestites, and people watch space parasites
 I left his head in the store, legs in the street
 Body in Wilcox, with blood dripping off my feet
 L.A.P.D. through gray clouds couldn't see me
 I first turned rainbow, closed my eyes, watch my brain glow
 People got scared and ranned away they think I'm weird
 I was born this way, halfsharkalligator
 Is he weird??
 Chorus: Mr. Gerbik *singing*
 half-shark-alligator-half-man
 "Half man, half shark!"
 half-shark-alligator-half-man
 "Half man, half shark!"
 Verse Two: Mr. Gerbik
 My vomit fluctuates, covers your skull like protoplasm
 Lightning bugs turn pink, on my tongue catches spasms
 Green elephants, I battle streets with a zebra
 My mechanism is more than Dionne's psychic voodoo
 African beads, snakeskins, cold script through you my medical passes
 You can't see, with greedy glasses
 Carbon dioxide, pour right through em with gases
 My description dinosaur
 I was made half-shark-half-man, my skin is like razor blades
 Seven-oh-seven, Mr. Gerbik
 Verbally no one change my thoughts, animals fly from Philly
 My appetites more big it's time for wildabeasts
 Adjust my skulls, seven eyes switch hydraulic scribbles
 and shrimps, mack gorillas like a pimp
 Half-shark-alligator-man
 Chorus 2X
 Verse Three: Mr. Gerbik
 In my real world, orangutangs dance for Thanksgiving
 With skeleton bones and skunk tails, is my mission
 Holding backward raps to all my power packs
 Babboons clap, and girl horses wanna hit the sack
 We're too bold for ocean water, monkeys sniffin ice
 Contact Jupiter pools Martians bring my rice
 I'm out flyin with purple capes in the twilight
 Oooh ooh ooh, tonight's the night
 My oxygen region's, New York to California
 Half shark alligator half man!
 Outro: PBS "Nature"
 It takes a supreme feat of strength to swim through
 the water plows while dragging two hundred and
 fifty pounds on your back... the crocodile's teeth
 are designed to seize and hold, not to cut through
 skin. During all the hours the somber lay in the water,
 but are unable to penetrate the deer's tough hide.
 The crocodiles make a few token objections; but in the
 end, give up the struggle