At the pub or at the bar or at the club you know they are 
having a few, getting drunk with the crew.
That's the job of the PDC
If you want to be their friend, you'll grab the brew from 
the girl at the end.
Never too much to get them fucked up
For a man of the PDC, I dunno exactly what it means, but 
the more they drink the cooler they seem
To the chosen few, who unite through the brew, take pride 
in the PDC
Soon they'll start to dance around
When they hear their song they'll sing out loud
So hum along. If it's your song, sing along with the PDC
When it comes toward the end of the night, and they get 
so drunk that they start a fight
Take in respect, the alcohol's in effect
They're drunk as the PDC
But soon enough they'll fall on their face
Then on their ass
But they're not in disgrace
They keep it true to what they do
They're the men of the PDC
And ya hear 'em saying, 'Come get drunk with me, I'm a 
PDC'