All these years, all this time 

We have been messing with your mind 

Dishonest, noble, rad and true 

We just don't have a fucking clue 



All the humor, pun, and wit 

A heaping, steaming pile of shit 

With a smile and a wink 

We make believe our poop don't stink 



Rip the system, revolution 

Adding fuel to your confusion 

Gobble up the crap we feed you 

We don't really love and need you 



We just want your cold hard cash 

Get our hands into your stash 

Now show up, listen, and behold 

Finally the truth be told 



[Chorus:]

We're only in it for the money 

To dip our fingers in your honey 

We pretend to no end 

We are bitches for your riches 



My tide and my audacity 

Of a handsome crook from Germany 

A million sheets of patient paper 

Chronicle his every caper 



You never had us figured out 

Lend stature, relevance and clout 

Even called us pioneers, 

When really we were privateers 



You reveled in our plagiarism 

Joined into the organism 

Your pompousness and indecorum 

Spewed on every online forum 



How you dribbled, how you drooled 

Priceless how we had you fooled 

We hijacked your bedazzled souls 

For ransom 'til we made it gold 



[Chorus]

We're only in it for the money 

To dip our fingers in your honey 

We pretend to no end 

We are bitches for your riches 



We're only in it for the gain 

Sex and drugs, and rock and roll fame 

Jewelry, luxury 

We are ... for your .... 



We're only in it for the encore 

We want it all, and then some more 

... 

... is our duty 



We just want your cold hard cash 

Get our hands into your stash 

Now show up, listen, and behold 

Finally the truth be told 



We're only in it for the .... 

The ... never burns 

Can't get enough to stuff 

The orifice of avarice 



We're only in it for the money 

To dip our fingers in your honey 

We pretend to no end 

We are bitches for your riches 



We are bitches for your riches