He wishes he was just like him; He's lucky, genetecially thin; He wakes up next to movie stars
And they get with him, but that's not everything
Punk rockers go to see him play
Chicago, New York, Glebe, LA
Offending mainstream TV stars
And they laugh with him, she shares a bath with him

And you're lucky that you met me; Because I'm arrogant like Ben Lee ; And some people they don't get me;
Because I'm a genius like Ben Lee

Evidentally... He's featured in glossy magazines
The envy of guitar toting teens
Admitted to exclusive bars; And they let him in, 'cos he gets everything

Coke champagne, aeroplances and cars
He wakes up next to movie stars
He's friendly with famous people's kids; And they get with him, 'cos they get everything

And you're lucky that you met me; Because I'm arrogant like Ben Lee; And some people they don't get me;
Because I'm a genius like Ben Lee; Evidentally...