Well hello everybody, 

Welcome to MDA, that's Mountain Dew Anonymous, for those who have abuse problems with mountain dew. We have a new member today his name is KJ-52. 

KJ why don't you introduce yourself (Hi KJ). 

My Name is KJ-52 and I'm addicted to Mountain dew. 

Tell the people a little bit about what happened. 



Ohh what am I gonna do, 

I'm addicted to mountain Dew, 

When I drink just one to two 

These people say “what's wrong with you man?” 

I start acting like fool, 

from all the caffeine and the sugar too. 

I'm feeling like I aint got a clue. 

And it's just what I'm gonna say to you, 



(Chorus) 

Uh gimme dat Mountain Dew, 

Uh gimme dat Mountain Dew, 

Uh gimme dat Mountain Dew, 

I aint playin with you, 

You better gimme my Mountain dew! 



(Repeat) 



Well KJ I know that must be tough to talk about (it is, it's hard) 

But part of recovery is talking about how it starts, 

Explain how this started. 



Well it started while I was on tour, 

I had to stay awake, I went to the store 

Then I loaded up and I bought like four 

And I just kept taking more and more 



All of a sudden it happened to me, 

Just for some reason I couldn't fall asleep. 

Maybe it was the sugar and the caffeine 

Not sure, but I started to scream 



(Repeat Chorus) 



Well KJ I know that was painful to talk about, (it was painful, I'm sorry) 

But you know you can over come this addiction. 

(I can?) 

You just have to admit that you have a problem. 



I've got a problem I just can't help it, 

Somebody help I think I'm addicted, 

Every day I gotta just have it, 

I can't help it it's just a habit, 

I've got a problem, I get it 

I'm an addict I'll admit it 

And I promise I'm gonna quit it 

Hey, that Mountain Dew over there, anybody gonna finish it? 



KJ you need to put the mountain dew down, (‘couz I'm sayin' if you aint gonna finish it) 

KJ I, you need, back away from the Mountain Dew (I'll, I'll take it) 

KJ BACK AWAY FROM THE MOUNTAIN DEW NOW, MAN I AINT PLAYIN' WITH YOU, MAN!! (all right) 



(repeat chorus) 



Sorry I don't now what came over me, 

Uh, sorry 



You didn't have to hit me.