It's Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, 

It's Fivetweezy

	

Well, I've been gone but I'm back again

It's been too long, you wondering where I been

Well, I betcha I thought I would pack it in

Since I got this new MTV for dear slim

Aw, man why'd yall play me?

TRL you drive me crazy

And everybody really hates me

I thought we were friends, Carson Daley

So, man, I tried out for American Idol

I got up and sang for Simon Cowell

But he said I was 'absolutely horrible'

He said I was worse than William Hung 2

Now what do I do, please help me, could yah

I keep getting punk'd like Ashton Kutcher

Since my names still bashed and butchered

Ima just change it, so listen would yah?



It's Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy,

It's Fivetweezy

That's what my friends just call me

It's Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, 

It's Fivetweezy

That's what my friends just call me



Now I don't know if I'm past my prime

I'm feeling old, I just turned 29

It's crazy; I think I lost my mind

Cause lately it shows I forget my uh

Sometimes I feel like my brain is missing

Sometimes I feel like Jessica Simpson

Don't know if tuna's fish or chicken

I told yah it's five two, nobody listens

Okay, you don't believe that it's true

Even my mom still thinks it's 52

Now I tried to explain but it's no use

At least the kids say man your cool

No really man I can't complain

Kids take puff paint and write my name

On their t-shirts and they be like wahhh

That's why it's time for me to change



It's Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy,

It's Fivetweezy

That's what my friends just call me

It's Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, 

It's Fivetweezy

That's what my friends just call me



Now I used to come through with my system blasting

People couldn't miss it when I tried to pass them

In a Honda civic with the muffler dragging

Shoes off, hairy feet like Bilbo Baggins

Back when I was living wrong

I need to get tipsy like Jay Kwon

But nowadays all I need is God

And a mic and a DJ and my i-pod

All righty put your dance shoes on

And everybody just get your groove on

We'll rock the party till the break of dawn

And even get your grandma to sing along

Now what I say, don't take this lightly

God runs things, not Bruce Almighty

He's Jesus, the only one I need

Now Fivetweezy, yall know what I mean



It's Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy,

It's Fivetweezy

That's what my friends just call me

It's Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, 

It's Fivetweezy

That's what my friends just call me



(Interlude)



It's Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy,

It's Fivetweezy

That's what my friends just call me

It's Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, 

It's Fivetweezy

That's what my friends just call me