ooh ahh push em high



now i was just walking through cartoon land

when all of a sudden i ran into sponge bob square pants

he was chilling with the power puff girls and spiderman

driving down sesame street with scooby doo in a mini van

he was rocking to the beat driving as fast as they can

they almost ran over ren and stimpy and he man

i yelled at them slow down but they didn't understand

they said they heading over to a free hip hop jam

over in the park let me catch a ride then

i got in picked up bart simpson kept driving

got to the spot and the party was live and 

at the open mic contest bevis and butthead was rhyming

i was like them kids is wack give me just a try and

waited patiently till it was just my time and

i told the crowd make noise get ya hands high and

this is what i said when i grabbed on the mic i told em...



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said to the crowd "my name's KJ-52"

and i came to get down i got something to say to you

understand what i mean even if you're a cartoon

jesus reigns supreme that's how my team comes through

and then all of a sudden these wannabe hard dudes

from south park walk up just talking smack too

and the smurfs backed them up i guess they was just a crew

and said let's battle fool i said check it out fu

your five inch tall plus ya crew is all blue

i'd probably step on ya'll if i just bettled you

they said la la la la....

that's all you ever say dude

just right then just the crowd started to boo

them right off the stage but i knew just what to do

i told d.j. voltron just on the ones and two's

man kick the beat check it out this is how im rocking your



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well the crowd started cheering the party was slamming

the thundercats and pokemon they was break dancing

the transformers hopped in and started pop locking

with g.i. joe and johnny bravo chilling and just watching

i just stayed on the mic and kept the speakers knocking

letting them know that christ was the reason that i'm dropping

i could go on all night and jsut keep on talking

but just right then power rangers started walking 

up on the stage and said i won the open mic and

as i reached to get my trophy and just claim my prize and 

well out of nowhere well this is what happened



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