And that is true
 To get your love, you need a slug
 Just like booze
 You lick your lips, your backbone splits
 You must get stoned
 Don't take my head - don't take my heart
 Leave me alone

 You're a love - luv-a-holic
 Girl - you must get stoned
 You're a luv--holic - leave my heart alone
 Oh, yeah yeah yeah

 You're all strung out, your hair sticks out
 Hear what I say
 You need a lot - a double shot
 Twice a day
 And when you beg, right down my leg
 Just one more drop
 And then I say why can't
 Why can't you ever stop?

 You're a love - luv-a-holic
 Girl - you must get stoned
 You're a luv-a-holic
 Leave my heart alone

 You're a love - luv-a-holic
 Girl - you must get stoned
 You're a luv-a-holic - leave my heart alone
 You're a love - luv-a-holic
 Girl - you must get stoned
 You're a luv-a-holic - leave my heart alone

 She's a walkin' down my street now, baby
 Here she comes
 She's a lonely lonely reptile, baby
 Here she comes
 Give'er what she needs - give'er what she needs
 She needs a love-love-love-love
 She needs a love-love-love-love
 She needs a love-a love-a love-a love love love love
 la-la-la, luv-a-holic

 Shake it
 She needs love, luv-a-holic