Well, my name it is a number
 It's on a piece of plastic film
 And I've been growin' funny flowers
 Outside on my little window sill

 And don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
 And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

 You know, my wife still respects me
 Even though I really misuse her
 I am having an affair
 With the Random computer

 But don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
 And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

 Oh daddy, proud of your planet
 Oh mommy, proud of your sun
 Oh daddy, proud of your planet
 Oh mommy. proud of your sun
 Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin'
 Like they did when you were young
 Or did they come down crashin'
 Seeing all the things you'd done
 Spacin' out and havin' fun

 Oh daddy, proud of your planet
 Oh mommy. proud of your sun
 Oh daddy, proud of your planet
 Oh mommy. proud of your sun

 Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin'
 Like they did when you were young
 Or did they come down crashin'
 Seeing all the things you'd done
 Spacin' out and havin' fun

 But, don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
 And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
 But don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
 And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
 Understand me, u-understand me, u-understand me, now understand me
 But don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
 And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
 But don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
 And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
 I'm a 2,000 man, I'm a 2,000 man
 I'm a 2,000 man, I'm a 2,000 man, yeah, 2,000