Well how ya doing Mrs. Juggalette

Face Painted 

Lookin all sexy with that hatchet tatted on your breast

You are morbid thing

My horrorcore queen

My wicked witch of the midwest

My east coast mistress

My down south, thick breast juggalette

But when I'm out west I love to rub against yo ass

You are so gothic

My dick is getting hard

I cant stop it

Baby you are the hottest

They say you always making songs for them juggalos

What about us pretty girls in the front row

King Gordy you on fire we can smell smoke

Baby I keep the fire just inhale slow

Now when we get to the hotel room 

I assume we'll be eating these mushrooms then ill be fucking you

You say you got a boyfriend we'll give him something to do

Stand outside, watch my truck and dont move



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They say I aint the best

But all you do is talk about me

And I aint even famous yet

BUt your girlfriend still gonna jock me

DOnt get mad cuz your juggalette knows each and ever song i sing

I am a star thats why your girl is in my car and shes giving me head



Ive never had this type of love before

After this i shall love no more

Let her on stage

Come on baby dance with me

Wiggle that ass for me

Wait in the back for me

Ill be on my way to show ya something

And when the show is over

Oh yes we gonna be fucking

My name is Kobain

I dont care if you got man

Im a rockstar pretty sure dude will understand

But if not security will put they fuckin hands on his ass

So fast he wont have a second chance

Now me and you can continue our little romance

This is wickedstock let Gordy play in your pants

WHen im in Denver Colorado i can hit in advance

Them faygo luvers know all them jugglettes

And damn it feels so good

Ive never felt this happy inside

I wanna take a juggalette as my bride

WIll you marry me



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