When I snuck into your house

And took rufies with your spouse

In a nit and out a louse

Lice are lousy all the time

They suck your blood, drink your wine

Say shut up and quit your crying

Give it time and you'll be fine



You're so nice and you're so smart

You're such a good friend I have to break your heart

I'll tell you that I love you then I'll tear your world apart

Just pretend I didn't tear your world apart



I like boys with strong convictions

And convicts with perfect diction

Underdogs with good intentions

Amputees with stamp collections

Plywood skinboards ride the ocean

Salty noses, suntan lotion

Always seriously joking 

and rambunctiously soft-spoken

I like boys that like their mothers

And I have a thing for brothers

But I'd always wait til we're under the covers

To say I'm sure glad we're not lovers



You're so nice and you're so smart

You're such a good friend I have to break your heart

I'll tell you I love you then I'll tear your world apart

Just pretend I didn't tear your world apart.



I like my new bunny suit

I like my new bunny suit

I like my new bunny suit

When I wear it I feel cute.