[Verse 1:] 

I done told chicks I loved them 

When I didn't really mean it 

Sometimes I'm only thinkin' 

With the head of my penis 

Lotta niggaz preach monogamy 

Like they ain't never cheated 

Some conceited, the girls do it back 

They can't conceive it 

Gotta see it to believe it 

Deaded from the waist down like a paraplegic 

Now she creepin strategic 

I just said that to get you mad 

Ain't my fault yo girl won't give you ass 

Player it's all on you 

Maybe if you treated her better 

She would call on you 

I've been tryin to get my life right 

I got a good girl, wants to be a good wife 

You know 2.5 kids the white picket fence 

Takin' my ass to church, so I could get my head rinsed 

But, at the same time, I still be flirtin 

I know it's asshole shit, but nobodies perfect 



[Chorus:] 

I know I preach a lot of shit 

I apologize I guess I'm just a hypocrite 

I guess I'm just a hypocrite 

Baby girl, I guess I'm just a hypocrite 

I know I'm talkin' that and talking this 

But I'm full of shit, I'm just a hypocrite 

I guess I'm just a hypocrite 

Damn, I guess I'm just a hypocrite 



[Verse 2:] 

Tryin to figure how my guy looks his lady in the eye 

Last night he had another lady in his ride 

Fuck the same dick that she sucks 

The same seat in his truck 

Is lust really worth hurtin somebody you trust? 

Damn, the Henny does wonders on the sex drive 

She remind you of your jeep on the test drive 

Mini-me got a mind of it's own 

You lookin at ya ID like "God, damn it, I'm Grown" 

Cause you only wanna see what the sex about 

The genie's in ya pants and you tryin to let him out 

But is it worth wastin three years 

On one shot and three beers 

Knowin she won't be here 

Last week you was telling ya man to settle down 

Now you playin Tupac, tryin to +Get Around+ 

That don't add up, that ain't calm down 

Now you telling ya self you should just calm down 



[Chorus:] 

But you know that ain't the end of it 

Try to practice what you preach 

But you's a hypocrite 

I said you just a hypocrite 

Damn, I guess you just a hypocrite 

I hear you talking that and talking this 

But you full of shit, you just a hypocrite 

I guess you just a hypocrite 

Damn, I guess you just a hypocrite 



[Verse 3:] 

This chick told me Black men 

Who date white chicks is trifling 

I asked her out, she told me she only date white men 

I asked her, how many niggaz she ever dated 

She said niggaz gay, in jail or intimidated 

Unemployed or players just tryin to get her naked 

And white men are way more fine and educated 

It's like she sees herself in the mirror and she hates it 

Almost as bad as the niggaz that she's castigating 

So hypocritical it's almost fascinating 

She don't realize she the problem exacerbating 

That foul is considered a flagrant 

Called me next day and retracted her statement 

Like I just heard your song on the radio station 

And I ain't know you had a Ivy League education 

The offer still stands if I could get up in your world 

I'm sorry ma, I only date black girls 



[Chorus:] 

Cause you know you preach a lot of shit 

You lost out baby girl, cause you's a hypocrite 

Baby girl you just a hypocrite 

Damn, I guess you just a hypocrite 

I hear you talking that and talking this 

But you full of shit, you just a hypocrite 

Baby girl you just a hypocrite 

Damn, I guess you just a hypocrite 



I know I preach a lot of shit 

I apologize I guess I'm just a hypocrite 

I guess I'm just a hypocrite 

Baby girl, I guess I'm just a hypocrite 

I know I'm talkin' that and talking this 

But I'm full of shit, I'm just a hypocrite 

I guess I'm just a hypocrite 

Damn, I guess I'm just a hypocrite