Never thought about the other side, oh no

It was always lets go try to pull some hoes

And I pulled 'em like a tow-truck

Since I was a young buck

Guaranteed the hoes always got fucked

With a one-two and all that good shit

I never flipped or tripped or got pussy whipped

Cause I'm K-K-K-K Kid Rock motherfucker

You wanna piece of me

You're just another sucker

But oh well you don't bother me none

Cause me and your girl have lots of fun

You know the one that looks like a model

Sucks on my nuts like a baby on a milk bottle

Not cause I make her, I wouldn't make her

But cause I mack her right, she loves me all night



With a one-two and all that good shit

With a one-two I take another sip

With a one-two and I'll rock this party

With a one-two ya better ask somebody



Get down girl and read my mind

And you'll see that it's focused on your behind

You gotta lotta class and don't mind me askin

But can I go up in your fat ass

And just pump, pump, pump

What's next? check your money

It's scum and its time to jet

You bet she'll be into it more

On the bed the steps and the kitchen floor

You like the way the K-I-

Did it like I said I

Would, could, should I do it good

In your neighborhood

On your fuckin block

Cause I'm the coooool the Kid Rock

Kid Rock, Kid Kid Rock, Kid Kid Rock, Kid Rock, Kid Rock

Make it nasty



Hoes talk the same shit

Ya dress like a slob

But bitches still give a good blow-job

Up come my drawers and it's goodbye

The Kid Rock's just got to fly Cause it's 1-9-9-0

Time to fuck hoes

But before ya goin put Jimmy in a lambskin

And we could bump all night you bet

So get set to jet and go get wet

Come on outta your girdle and slacks

And I'll shine that booty like turtle wax



With a one-two and all that good shit

With a one-two I take another sip

With a one-two and I'll rock this party

With a one-two ya better ask somebody

Bitch