A shimmy shimmy no motherfucking pop hit
 It's the K K Kid Rock with the K K Kid Rock shit
 I'm on top bitch and rock for tricks
 Hella whips and nips and flip trips for whips
 I get all the money pussy falls like rain
 Been gettin' laid and paid that's why I never complain
 If I ain't in it for the money I'm in it for the P (or is it D)
 It's 1998 yo and you still can't fuck with me
 You don't be fuckin' with the blue eye
 Fuckin' with my 2-5 up your fuckin' ass like my shoe size
 I got a new vibe, kinda like Voodoo
 You do what we say and we'll do what we want to
 We're fuckin' up your city and we're fuckin' up your progam
 Fuckin' all your bitches we can fuckin' give a goddamn
 Twisted Brown gets down with no assistance
 We won't quit until we're banned from existence
 Persistance pays if that holds true
 Then I'm gonna buy this fuckin' planet before the time I'm through
 I was praised and raised on the thoughts of no takings
 So let me get what I got comin' and the rest I'm fakin'
 I'm shakin' like Jerry Lee Lewis and shit
 You act like the motherfucker's new at this shit
 But I've been true to this shit given' my heart and soul
 Been shinin' like a diamond but gettin' passed as coal
 So Fuck Off
 Yeah

 With my pants half hangin' off my ass and shit
 Bowl filled hash pockets stuffed with cash
 I be the mushroom trippin' sippin' shots of Jack
 'Cause the kids don't listen gettin' lots of flack
 I be the do wa diddy up and down you block and
 The 10 karat Kid with my triggers cockin'
 The K the I the D R-O-C K motherfucker and you still don't know me
 So blow me bitch I don't rock for ????
 I rock for the cash and the topless dancers
 Don't have no answers so pass the joint
 I'm just paid in full and made in Detroit
 I ride like Setta in the Indy 5
 And get live with that which get's me high
 Strive for perfection this much is true
 We do what we say you say what we do
 Kid Rock I couldn't be no Bozo
 And I get to much ????
 ???? to Arizona
 I'm an easy rider dreamin' of Wynonna
 I roam the country like a Greyhound bus
 Put faith in lust and in God I trust
 I'm not Peter Pan I don't fuck with fairies
 But I bust more rhymes than virgin cherries
 And Harry Carey couldn't call my game
 Fucked so many hoes I'm in the hall of fame
 And I show no shame from coast to coast
 I don't mean to brag, but I like to boast
 Fuck Off
 Yeah right in your mother fuckin' ass bitch
 With that Detroit city shit ain't ???? we're on the same script
 Nothing new since 76 Kid Rock
 Yo Slim Shady come break these mother fuckers off

 (Eminem)
 Yo tell the world to hold their breath they're breathing the wrong air
 This planet belongs to me and this hippy with long hair
 Two white boys who spike punch and like noise
 Hang around drugs loud music and like noise
 Slim Shady and Brown Trucker another bunch of mother fuckers
 Who hate the world as much as each other
 And I ain't leaving this party tonight
 'Til I see some naked bitches dancin' around drunk touchin' each other
 Rum and Pepsi got your perception of me sketchy
 'Cause when I stage dive people are scared to catch me
 'Cause all I do is curse and fuck
 So when I do 'shrooms you all better give me two rooms
 'Cause I'm fuckin' the first one up
 So when you see me on your block you better lock your cars
 'Cause you know I'm losin' it when I'm rappin' to rock guitars
 This is for children who break rules
 People that straight fool
 And ever single teenager that hates school

 Fuck Off