(Ha-ha-ha)
 [ VERSE 1: Kid Capri ]
 Oh you (you) started somethin new
 Sorry, that is somethin that you're used to
 Keep quiet, cause Kid Capri is teachin this
 Sure you think I slept, but only if
 We can conclude this matter
 But your last feelings will still be the same
 (The joke's on you, Jack)
 Yes, it's on you, Jack
 Don't understand? Then let me explain
 How I can get funky like this all day
 You really didn't think that this could be done
 Step into my path, you will feel the wrath
 How many take me out? None

 (The joke's on you, Jack )

 (Ha-ha-ha)

 [ VERSE 2: Kid Capri ]
 Swish (swish) Lords of Funk from the foul line
 Boom-bammin, slammin like a Alpine
 I know you hate us, but you better think ahead
 You try to dis us - you're dead
 For no reason at all
 You made yourself look like a crumb
 Man, you flipped, mouthed off with the lip
 You ended up bein Kid Capri's son
 Take your dukes, punk, show me what you got
 Then maybe you can fit in with the rest of the rookies
 (The joke's on you, Jack)
 You wanna make a bet?
 The Lords of Funk is the hip-hop bookies

 (The joke's on you, Jack )

 (Ha-ha-ha)

 Break it down
 (The joke)
 (Ha-ha-ha)
 (The joke)
 (Ha-ha-ha)
 (The joke's on you, Jack )
 (Ha-ha-ha)

 Silver D (Silver D) take it to the breakdown
 Money Mark, please scratch to the northbound
 ( *scratching* )Okay, that's enough
 D and Mark, he's beefin, call the kid's bluff
 ( *scratching* )

 [ VERSE 3: Kid Capri ]
 Oh man, you never heard it this good
 You wanna battle? Do you really think you should?
 You got a crew that like to start trouble
 But in the end they get bust like a bubble
 Now, you should get taught some manners
 Come into my party and act polite
 Talk to the cuties and dance with some honeys
 And don't you come here lookin for a fight
 This is a party and not a warzone
 So open up your eyes, then maybe you'll see
 I'm bad like Rambo, sort of like Commando
 What's my name? (The Kid Capri)
 Man, I'm a bone-breaker, pounder like a heavyweight
 A rap teacher, here, let me demonstrate
 Better than ever, I'm tougher than leather
 Gotta make sure Lords of Funk stay together
 To rock violators one by one
 (Yo man, why you do that, Kid Capri?)
 Cause it's fun
 Stay away, close is prohibited
 Gettin dissed, well, how could you live with it?
 You're broke, you're weak, you're starvin, you're hungry
 You're lost, you're gone, you're dissed
 You are so mad, you're angry, you're upset, you're hurt
 And you're steamin and you're fumin and you're pissed
 You're ready to rob and steal, kidnap and kill
 Rape a woman with a bat
 Now let me make sure that you understand
 (The joke's on you, Jack)
 Hah, the joke's on you, Jack

 (The joke's on you, Jack )

 (Ha-ha-ha)

 Man..
 You!

 Hey, the joke's on you, Jack
 Ha-ha-ha-ha!
 Come on