Twerk in fishnet skirts

I just made every jerk in her go squirt

The mirror is me favorite dance partner

Drake follows me around like a Schnauzer

Hey "Wheelchair Jimmy" go and fetch my purse

And run these errands while I spit the verse

(spoken, Jamaican accent) Take ya time, Drake

White people be trippin'

(Woman speaking) I don't get it

This song has got dem wishin'

They had a RiRi dictionary

(Man speaking) Siri, translate RiRi

Cause other languages are scary

This song was hated more than ISIS

'Til it was covered by some white chicks

They bleached out everything that was Jamaican

(Mary Poppins style voice) Took it to Kansas and made it Caucasian

This is my voice, it is not an affectation

When in da club be aware of dehydration

All of this "workin" got me feelin' dizzy

Something's funny with my drink

Someone slipped me a Cosby

Sorry I was just kidding

What? Too soon?

Let's go back to the of the song

It's just me goin'

Work work work work work work

Some people said it was jibber jabber

But you don't see me coming to your work

To tell you how to do expense reperts



I know my bouncing butt makes you butthurt



But I just beat Michael Jackson's record



Yeah, OK

You need Drake to make up some dumb sing song solo

You are why I'm always moanin'

Everybody else is bonin'

Why can't I sleep on you?

Papa Smurf's balls couldn't be more blue

If you had a clone I would phone her too

Why do all your outfits gotta be see through?

Now I know you said

When I was done running errands, we'd cuddle

I went every place you sent me

Got your chicken nuggets from Wendy's

Ohh... Yeah...

I spilled half of your drink in the car



I'm sorry

Soda rollin' rollin' all over

They shoulda given me a bigger cup holder



I went on your wild goose chase

Now you need to sit on my lap

Drake wants a piece of "cake"



Sorry not tonight

I gotta get up early for work

The early bird catches all the earworms

If I'm late my boss will go berserk

I am my own boss but I am a jerk

So maybe we could meet next week for lunch

Wait I got a doctor's appointment

Not this year

Too much work work work work

What's in here?

EHMAHGERD GERSBERMS! MAH FRAHVRIT BERKS!