Ke$ha sings:
I'm ridiculous
My 15 minutes is almost up
I pulled this song out of my butt
Hit clubs like Jack Nicholas
Pretending I'm that curios
Cause I think it's hilarious
This town's a zit
Let's squeeze the puss
Don't look at us like were disgusting
I'm like Gaga with less grace
Can't read my tik tok blah blah face
I sleep in tubs but never bathe
I just use frebreeze

Background people:
THAT'S GROSS!

Ke$ha:
I'm barfing up a lung lung lu lu lu lung
I'm making out with bums bums bu bu bu bums
I'm partying with nuns nuns nu nu nu nuns
I'm peeing in your yard
I'm trying too hard

Ke$ha's dad:
Ke$ha talk to us
There's something that we must discuss
It's about your lack of cleanliness
When you walk you leave a cloud of dust

Ke$ha's mom:
Please girl take a bath and use some soap
Now here's a toothbrush and some scope

Ke$ha:
You don't understand what I'm about!

Ke$ha's mom:
Did something die inside your mouth?

Ke$ha:
I sing like a drunk bafoon
Then it's mixed with auto tune
Check out my new Ke$ha perfume
It smells like sex and shoes

Background people:
THAT'S GROSS!

Ke$ha:
Hey, let go of my arm arm ar ar ar arm
That's my chicken parm parm par par par parm

Ke$ha's dad:
She's like a saint bernard nard nar nar nar nard

Ke$ha's mom:
She's got a beetle in her ear!

Ke$ha (wails):
Don't KILL MY CARREER!
Guys! I'm melting!