Key of Awesome Christmas party, everybody's here, 

we're still alive

Pitbull always gets it started, Dale Dale Dale 305

Happy holidays from Sia, don't look at me look at my 

weird friend

Christmas is a time for Beiber, just like Jesus 

Christ, I've come again

Sia come and get your freaky friend



Seasons greetings from Rihanna, Santa better have my 

money

Is the tree made out of ganja, cuz me wanna smoke da 

Christmas tree

You can't have Christmas without Madonna, that would 

be true in the ei-eighties

What the hell happened to Kesha?

I can't make a song contractually, you just sung a 

line now pay the fee

Zayn dropped out of One Direction, but I can still 

play Harry Potter

I will win the next election, and I got a crush on 

my daughter



I'm the Queen of 2015

You're a back-stabber with sticks for arms

You're just pissed 'cause your not trending

I'll run over you in my pink car

I got you a special Christmas card

Stop your hatin' tis the season, Christmas ain't 

about the things you buy

It's about the baby yeezus, I'm the greatest baby of 

all time

Christmas is about Beyonce, ohhhhh oh oh oh ohohoh 

oh

All you a-holes have been naughty

Santa better pay me what you owe

Everybody's getting bags of coal



[talking]



Adele, Adele, I am everything, I cure diseases 

whenever I sing

I was gone for a bit,and everything went to shit

So the world called upon me to come and fix it

Adele, you're swell, we are under your spell

I have saved Christmas by singing so well