They came down from meekafella in a burnt out blue fj
that farted and just shit itself in jutland parade
right next door to bondy's
when the smoke had cleard a voice said
'ah this place look alright, well tell the governemt 
its a sacred site, they're fucking easy!'
good day mr allan bond how u going bloke, hey im your 
brand new neighbour hey mate you gotta smoke? and i 
think im goona like it here, living next door to Allan.

24 kids 9 adults and 15 dogs a deadrew on the roofrack 
and a boot load full of grgo and im flash as michael 
jackson now im living next door to Allan.

The first thing that we gotta do is get another car, 
cus the on sitting out the front wont even fucking 
start, we'll call that bloke again from the government 
he's alrght hey. so they call the bloke in charge, of 
all the government grants, and the next day in the 
drive way was a new mercedes benz 'eh come n have a 
look at this 1 edmon this ones got a whilist look at 
this eh'

Good day mr Allan Bond how you going mate? you got a 
real flash car but my one's flash 1a and i believe that 
my one's faster than yours mr bond cus mines a red one.

24 kids 9 adults and 15 dogs, all squezzed in the front 
seat, listening to slim dustin now im living next door 
to Allan.

so bondy called ben lexon and said ' i want another 
yatch, twice as big and twice as fast as what i already 
got, that'll fuck em'

So his neighbours call some welfare mob not to be out 
done and got the HMAS Melberd on some sort of 
government loan, its got me knacked, theyjust said they 
wanna go fishing for yabbies in the river.

Good day mr Allan bond how you going mate, you got a 
real flash boat but my one's flash 1a and i think im 
gonna put him in the river next door to Allan's

15 dogs 9 adults 2 dozen screaming kids with lines 
strung from the flight deck trying to catch dsome fish, 
swimming fishing pissing in the river next door to 
Allan.

So bondy threw a party, the likes you've never seen and 
invited everybody, from the premier to the queen, and 
the laylan brothers.

so his neighbours made bung error on a barby on the 
lawn, and invited all their relatives from meekafella 
to come down 'hey everyone down you all get bring a big 
bag of the wallers there's a party on at my house'

I dont know why he's leaving, or where he's gonna go, 
he says he's got his reasons and i reckon that i know, 
he just never got used, to living next door to abbose

he jumping up and down, and making such a fuss, at 
least we don't got fucking coons live next door to us, 
now we got to get used to not living next door to 
Allan.

Now we goto to get used to not living next door to 
Allan