(Gotta go Disgraceland, Disgraceland, all gotta go there sometime
Go Disgraceland, Disgraceland, all gotta go sometime,
Gotta go Disgraceland, Disgraceland, all gotta got here sometime
Go Disgraceland, Disgraceland, all gotta go sometime)
I've got me dad banged up in an ol' folks home called Disgraceland,
And just like Elvis he's king on the throne in Disgraceland,
Spunky young nurses runnin' 'round everywhere to wipe his ass and 
trim his nose hair
No wonder he fuckin' loves it there in Disgraceland,
'Cause he said, "Son I fuckin' love it here in Disgraceland, 
(Disgraceland)
It's as close as I'll ever get to heaven I reckon in Disgraceland",
(Disgraceland)
He'd outlived mom and Elvis too and mom'd spin in her grave if only 
she knew
What that filthy ol' cunt was gettin' up to in Disgraceland.

(Gotta go Disgraceland, Disgraceland, all gotta go there sometime
Go Disgraceland, Disgraceland, all gotta go sometime)
Like the time that they were givin' him a bed bath in Disgraceland,
First time in years he cracked a hard-on in Disgraceland,
He said, "And you know what that spunky young nurse done son
Checked the coast was clear and then give me one",
And I said out loud, "You lucky ol' cunt" in Disgraceland,
'Cause he said, "Son I fuckin' love it here in Disgraceland, 
(Disgraceland)
It's as close as I'll ever get to heaven I reckon in Disgraceland",
(Disgraceland)
He'd outlived mom and Elvis too and mom'd spin in her grave if only 
she knew
What that filthy ol' cunt was gettin' up to in Disgraceland.

(Gotta go Disgraceland, Disgraceland, all gotta go there sometime 
Go Disgraceland, Disgraceland, all gotta go sometime)
I found him cowerin' underneath his bed in Disgraceland,
And he said "Son I'm bustin' out'a here tonight 'cause I'm fuckin' 
scared and I'm fuckin' frightened 
And son I don't wanna fuckin' die in Disgraceland,
'Cause this morning' I fell ass up in the air in Disgraceland, 
(Disgraceland)
In one'a them backless gowns they make you wear in Disgraceland, 
(Disgraceland)
Poofter orderly prancer passed checked the coast was clear pulled 
me cheeks apart
Rammed the big hucka-hucka burnin' love up me ass in 
Disgraceland.

(Gotta go Disgraceland, Disgraceland, all gotta go there sometime 
Go Disgraceland, Disgraceland, all gotta go sometime)
I said "Dad you gotta learn to take the good with the bad in 
Disgraceland,
And things don't always work out your way dad in Disgraceland",
He said, "I know that son and I think it's fine but I only crack a woody 
every once in a while
But I fuckin' fall over all the fuckin' time in Disgraceland,
'Cause he said, "Son I fuckin' hate it here in Disgraceland, 
(Disgraceland)
I've had me ass reamed out and bent out'a shape in Disgraceland, 
(Disgraceland)
He'd outlived mom and Elvis twice and if mom's lookin' down i bet 
she's smilin' thinkin', 
"There you go you ol' cunt, see how you fuckin' like it".

In Disgraceland, Disgraceland, all gotta go there sometime 
Go Disgraceland, Disgraceland, all gotta go sometime.

Gotta go Disgraceland, Disgraceland, all gotta go there sometime 
Go Disgraceland, Disgraceland, all gotta go sometime.

Gotta go Disgraceland, Disgraceland, all gotta there sometime 
Go Disgraceland, Disgraceland, all gotta go sometime.