When it comes to discussing bananas

I am moved to extravagant praise;

For the banana is firm and substantial

And may be used in a number of ways.



With more presence than leeks or asparagus

And more charm than the brusque bamboo;

The banana has style and a curious smile

Perceptible only to few.



The banana is not a romantic

In the popular sense of the thing;

Approach it without care or caution

And you trip on it's slippery skin.



So be aware of the gallant banana

When your tolerance seems to be thin;

And instead of the boot or the bullet

Just put that banana in....