La da da da da
La da da da da da da
Gross!
La da da da da
La da da da

Okay, fuck it! (Oh,Oh, Oh, yeah!)
Time to get the day going
Dressing up to the nines 
Yo, critter crew (Say what)
Make princess Ke$ha look fine

Add a little pinch of magic from my fairy tale life
And off we go-oh-oh

Look in the mirror, rub my eyes
And what is this
Some genie slut
Smiling back
Suck it bitch!

You mister raccoon pass the jack,
I need to rinse
Trim it!
Prim it!
Dress it!
Mess it!
Yeah!
Now that's my shit

I'm getting ready so ni-i-ice
(Holla)
It's kinda cool I got a robot voice
(Check this shit out)
No mirror lady bitch can deny-y-y
I'm getting customized, customized, customized, right
(Karate KO)

I'm getting ready so tampons up
Even with this wedgie riding up my butt
Thanks for Mr. Crow you sneeky little fuck

I'm getting customized, customized, customized, right

Pu-lease, bitch!
A touch of glitter on my cheek
Now the look is complete