Grammy's, Oscars
Emmys, Tonie's
Pretty perfect plastic phonies
Princesses and goofy dresses
After party's, V.I.P. list

There he is (oh my gosh)
(There he is)
Should I know him?
(I know him)
Smile with those faces

Kiss, kiss, hug, hug
Don't say it, think it
Bite your tongue
Kiss, kiss, hug, hug
Makes me wanna just throw up

Pointless conversations
Forget what your name is

Frozen grins
Purple martini's
Gaisha girls
And micro mini's
Geeks with camera's
Stars with momma's
Gotta love that freak show drama
(Oh, my god is that Shequle O'Neil?)

Get in drunk (get in drunk)
Good enough (good enough)
Loser schmoozer (loser schmoozer)

Kiss, kiss, hug, hug
Don't say it, think it
Bite your tongue
Kiss, kiss, hug, hug
Makes me wanna just throw up

Pointless conversations
Forget what your name is

I like to thank the Hollywood
For the presses association
And my dog Delicious
And my hamster gotta know the clovala
And yoga teachers
My percentage of train expense
And of course all my fans

Kiss, kiss, hug, hug
Don't say it, think it
Bite your tongue
Kiss, kiss, hug, hug
Makes me wanna just throw up

Kiss, kiss, hug, hug
Guess it slipped under the rug
Kiss, kiss, hug, hug
Yeah I'm here, I guess it's kind of fun?

Pointless conversations
Forget what your name is

Sarah?
Or maybe Rachel?
I mean uh, Michelle?
Maybe your name is Dorian?