The stations already set 

But you're twisting knobs and shit

Trust me when I say there's nothing there to see

In a sec its gonna go off

It's getting a little fuzzy

Maybe you shouldn't have control of the remote



Channel one gives you the news

Channel two gives you the sports 

Channel three tells you about the weather 

But I predict rain for us 

Then its channel 5 6 7 and 8 

But they don't really matter because you should be tuned in to me 



[Chorus]

What channel are you on

Are you tuned in 

Are you focused 

Do you need some help adjusting 

The pictures crystal clear

What channel are you on ?



You got the plug that goes in my socket 

But you wont plug it in and spark it

Your being a couch potato 

When you need to be an m c o

My channel only 

Maybe you shouldn't have control of the remote 



Channel one gives you the news

Channel two gives you the sports 

Channel three tells you about the weather 

But I predict rain for us 

Then its channel 5 6 7 and 8 

But they don't really matter because you should be tuned in to me 



What channel are you on

Are you tuned in 

Are you focused 

Do you need some help adjusting 

The pictures crystal clear

What channel are you on ?



[Talking]



What channel are you on

Are you tuned in 

Are you focused 

Do you need some help adjusting 

The pictures crystal clear

What channel are you on ?



What channel [x13]

Ahhh yeeeee oooooo

What channel are you on

Because you need to get on my channel, really