Just because I tell you there's nobody like you that don't mean that it's true

And if I should whisper the words I love you that don't mean that I do

I may even kid around about get married if I do pay me no mind

For I'm the kind of guy that will tell you a lie and it don't mean a thing to me

If I buy you pretty things before you accept them make sure you understand

Pretty things like pretty words come easy to me that's part of well made plans

They're just tools of my trade and I know how to use them

And I abuse them many times

For I'm the kind of guy that will tell you a lie and it don't mean a thing to me

Well when you see me comin' better lock your door pretend you're not at home

And if I should call you do yourself a favor just don't answer your phone

For all my life I've had a model love 'em leave 'em and that's just part of my line

For I'm the kind of guy that will tell you a lie and it don't mean a thing to me

Well it don't mean a thing to me