Man.. Beyonce.. Im mad at you.. Man



They say hello (ay).. Hello (ay)

I can day dream about beyonce all day 

thinkin about the good times before she met Jay see ya know

They say hello (ay).. Hello (ay)

I really thought I had a chance to be your man until 

I seen the video with a ring on your hand

It hurt me so



I remember you were 16 on the tv screen with wyclef

Were you my type? Oh god yes, I was impressed

You was like no no no

I was like 12 years old

Hoping that one day I could chaperone while you were on the road

You wore braids with a bangin body

Look like you did pilates

Alot of sit ups probably

But bump that I was there from the start

Even When Latoya Luckett and that other doo doo bucket broke your heart

Hope you didn't cry cuz honestly they were just so-so , they couldn't sing anyway you deserve to go solo

No disrespect to Kelly and Michelle I'm just sayin they cool.. But you ? You are somethin like Wonder Woman

And I just wanna hold your hand, bring you to Compton Gonzolas park we can build castles in the sand

Eatin hot cheetos with pickle juice in it

Put that napkin down you know ill lick your fingers when your finished



They say hello (ay).. Hello (ay)

I can day dream about beyonce all day 

thinkin about the good times before she met Jay see ya know

They say hello (ay).. Hello (ay)

I really thought I had a chance to be your man until 

I seen the video with a ring on your hand

It hurt me so



I just bought the Sasha Fierce cd

Gazed at the cover for a whole 5 minutes until my girlfriend hit me

She jealous of you cuz I don't love her like I love you

I even make her do the "uh oh uh oh" just like you do

She tell me im obsessed

I tell her we connect


Like Ice Cube way before the Mac 10 feud

Shes like you god damn fool that girls rich and your broke

I said so! I'm only 500 mill away theres still hope !

Anyway, I had feelings even way before you got paid

And I didn't laugh when you busted your ass on stage

And I salute Kanye for takin up for you

I would of stole the award just to prove that I love you

But Jay shoulda did that

I thought he had your biz-ack

What happened mr. Izzo ?

He used to be my favorite

Until he abandoned my diva

But now I tell every body that Nas killed him on "ether"



They say hello (ay).. Hello (ay)

I can day dream about beyonce all day 

thinkin about the good times before she met Jay see ya know

They say hello (ay).. Hello (ay)

I really thought I had a chance to be your man until 

I seen the video with a ring on your hand

It hurt me so



Im'a sneak back stage on a Mary J Blige concert with an "I love mary" shirt

Then find Jay z and push him into a dancer

Hopefully they like lip

Thats when I say "soundwave! Hurry up take da pic!"

Put it on ? The same night

Yeah that sound quite right

Publicity like that? Yep theyd be sure to fight

Better yet ima steal her cell call up avion

In person with ?

Put Beyonce on the line and make up some bogus shit

Like " you dont rub the back of my knees right 

so this marraige is over with and the ring thats on my finger. 

Guess what? 

Im throwin it *cling* 

And you heard the sound so you know I did."

Hahaa that should get em

That should break em up like a kit kat when I do dat yeah true that

Ima put the plan in motion Thats for sure. 

But if I end up with macy grey than this plan

Didn't work