You couldn't do it in person

Had to text message break up

You fuck up

Oh, my God, I want to throw up

You couldn't even spell break right

B-R-A-K-E? That's in your car, dummy

And I'm not going to take this disgrace

I'll be like mace in your face on myspace

Just you wait until you read the shit on you

I'm going to blog about

You like text so much? How much you like it now? You can't text message break up

You can't text message break up

You can't text message break up

After two years?

You can't text message break up

You can't text message break up

You can't text message break up

Get a clue

I'll go Alanis Morissette on you



I'm going to blog and text and post and host

Podcast your bastard ass from coast to coast

My ex-bf is a cyberspace coward

And he plays with his asshole in the shower

I'm going to tell all my girlfriends how bad the sex

was

I'm pissed like President Bush would be at a gay

parade in Texas

I'm going to spit until you shit

If you don't like it you can lick my fucking clit