I WOULDN'T KISS YOUR LIPS SO SWEET
IF YOU WERE THE LAST OY ON EARTH

YOU NEVER THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK,
AND YOU ALWAYS WANT MUCH MORE THAN YOU'RE WORTH. . .

AND I'LL PUT YOU DOWN, IF YOU COME ANY NEARER
I AIN'T PLAYIN' ROUND
NOW CAN I MAKE MYSELF CLEARER ?

YOU DON'T QUALIFY TO KISS MY FEET
AND WHEN YOU THINK OF ME, I HOPE THAT IT HURTS

GUESS I'D HAVE TO CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP
IF YOU WERE THE LAST BOY ON EARTH. . .

SO DON'T COME AROUND HERE TRYIN' TO PERSUADE ME
COS I GOT YOU DOWN, I KNOW YOU'LL ONLY BETRAY ME

AH YEAH - THERE WAS A TIME I MIGHT HAVE JUMPED THRU 
HOOPS FOR YOU
AH YEAH - BUT NOW I DO WHATEVER I WANNA DO
AH YEAH - SO JUST FORGET THAT YOU EVER KISSED ME
GET OUTTA HERE AND LET ME FINISH MY WHISKY

COS I'LL PUT YOU DOWN, IF YOU COME ANY NEARER
I AIN'T PLAYIN' ROUND
NOW CAN I MAKE MYSELF CLEARER ?

AH - AH - AH - AH - AH
AND I'LL PUT YOU DOWN, IF YOU COME ANY NEARER
I AIN'T PLAYIN' ROUND
NOW CAN I MAKE MYSELF CLEARER ?

NOT IF YOU'RE THE LAST BOY - NOT IF YOU'RE THE LAST BOY 
- NOT IF YOU'RE THE LAST BOY ON EARTH