I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf

While jacking off listening to Mozart

You bitch and moan about L.A.

Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway

You don't eat meat and drive electrical cars

You're so indie rock it's almost an art

You need SPF45 

Just to stay alive



You're so gay and you don't even like boys

No you don't even like, no you don't even like, no you don't even like boys

You're so gay and you don't even like boys

No you don't even like, no you don't even like, no you don't even like boys



You're so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal

You're so skinny you should really super size the deal

Secretly you you're so amused

And nobody understands you

I'm so mean cuz cannot get you out of your head

I'm so angry cuz you'd rather my space instead

I can't believe I fell in love 

With someone that wears more make up and



You're so gay and you don't even like boys

No you don't even like, no you don't even like, no you don't even like boys

You're so gay and you don't even like boys

No you don't even like, no you don't even like, no you don't even like





Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 

La, la, la

La, la, la 

Oh, oh, oh

Do, do, do, do, bop, bop, bow

Do, do, do, bop, bop. day 

You're so gay, you're so gay



You walking around like you're oh so debonair

You pull them down and there's really nothing there

I wish you would get a clue that it's not all about you



You're so gay and you don't even like boys

No you don't even like, no you don't even like, no you don't even like boys

You're so gay and you don't even like boys 

No you don't even like, no you don't even like, no you don't even like

You're so gay and you don't even like boys 

No you don't even like, no you don't even like, no you don't even like



No you don't even like, no you don't even like, no, no, no, no, no, no