I hope you hang yourself with your stupid scarf
While jacking off listening to Mozart
You mean and moan about L.A.
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
You don't eat meat and drive electrical cars
You're so indie rock it's almost an art
You need money 
Just to stay alive

You're so stupid and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like, no you don't even like, no you don't even like boys
You're so stupid and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like, no you don't even like, no you don't even like boys

You're so mad maybe you should buy a big mac
You're so skinny you should really super size the deal
Secretly you you're so amused
And nobody understands you
I'm so mean cuz cannot get you out of your head
I'm so angry cuz you'd rather my space instead
I can't believe I fell in love 
With someone that wears more make up and

You're so stupid and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like, no you don't even like, no you don't even like boys
You're so stupid and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like, no you don't even like, no you don't even like

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 
La, la, la
La, la, la 
Oh, oh, oh
Do, do, do, do, bop, bop, bow
Do, do, do, bop, bop. day 
You're so stupid, you're so stupid

You walking around like you're oh so debonair
You pull them down and there's really nothing there
I wish you would just be real with me

You're so stupid and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like, no you don't even like, no you don't even like boys
You're so stupid and you don't even like boys 
No you don't even like, no you don't even like, no you don't even like
You're so stupid and you don't even like boys 
No you don't even like, no you don't even like, no you don't even like... boys.
No you don't even like, no you don't even like, no, no, no, no, no, no