It's coming on Christmas

They're cutting down trees

They're putting up reindeer

And singing songs of joy and peace

Oh I wish I had a river I could skate away on



But it don't snow here

It stays pretty green

I'm gonna make a lot of money

Then I'm going to quit this crazy scene

I wish I had a river I could skate away on



I wish I had a river so long

I would teach my feet to fly

I wish I had a river I could skate away on

I made my baby cry



He tried hard to help me

You know, he put me at ease

And he loved me so naughty

Made me weak in the knees

Oh I wish I had a river I could skate away on



I'm so hard to handle

I'm selfish and I'm sad

Now I've gone and lost the best baby

That I ever had

I wish I had a river I could skate away on



I wish I had a river so long

I would teach my feet to fly

Oh I wish I had a river I could skate away on

I made my baby say goodbye



It's coming on Christmas

They're cutting down trees

They're putting up reindeer

And singing songs of joy and peace