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Date: 6/18/00; 7:25:55 PM
From: Arnoldkg@aol.com
Subject: B.F.D. - Kathy Mattea

B. F. D.
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Written by Don Henry and Craig Carothers
Performed by Kathy Mattea on "The Innocent Years"
Submitted by Ken Arnold

Intro:   G   G   D7   D7   G   G
         G                       D7
It ain't his fault that she went A. W. O. L.
                                    G
Cause he tried everything from A to Z
                             D7
Now it's J & B, M & M's  and K. F. C.
                              G        G7
Tryin' hard to make himself believe
            C                      G
It ain't no B. F. D., he's got his C. M. T.
       D7            G     G7
No S E X but that's OK
                     C                  G     C
At least he ain't no S. O. B. like that P  h  d
              D7                   G    G    D7   D7   G    G
that took his EX and ran off to L. A.
          G                        D7
She liked C. N. N. made fun of his T. N. N.
                             G
Always called it E. I. E. I. O.
                                             D7
Now their love is R. I. P. but at least he's F R E     E
                                   G      G7
And he ain't cryin' on his P I L L O
            C                      G
It ain't no B. F. D., he's got his C. M. T.
       D7            G     G7
No S E X but that's OK
                     C                  G     C
At least he ain't no S. O. B. like that P  h  d
              D7                   G    G
that took his EX and ran off to L. A.
    C                                   G
One night he ordered pizza for some R & R with the N. F. L.
         A                                D              Am       D7
When a delivery girl named Lisa stole his heart when she rang his bell.
               C              G
Now they're in L U V and it's X T C
       D7                    G    G7
No S E X (yet) but that's A OK
                     C                        G     C
He feels just like a V. I. P. with all of her T. L. C.
         D7                   G
A. S. A. P. she'll be his fiancee
                   D7                G   G   D7   D7   G   G
And that's a B. F. D. in a real good way.