I fancy the hip rock 'n' roll scenester 

I wanna be fucked and then rolled over 

Cause I'm an independent woman of the 21st century 

No time for knits, I want sex and debauchery 

I read glamour & the guardian 

I like flowers & I'm hardy & I take cocaine 

I don't give a fuck about her I want your name 

I can get fucked like the best of men 

Like the best of men Like the worst of pain 

Inflicted on another young girl again 

Impressed by another guitar hero 

He's a top score & you're a zero 

You're out of your league 

There ain't no rubber on the tracks it's gravel 

You fall hard, cut quick and it's an STD, a cut knee 

You're a side of stage grasp, a laugh 

An aftershow party in a bath 

Fucked and expected to be fucked 

A gasp from an uninformed intruder 

The crowd go wild and things get ruder 

They're already out of hand and there's no-one here 

To take your hand. It's a cold shower and a scramble 

For a dirty pair of knicker, don't get yours mixed up with hers 

Now get out of bed, get out of bed, get out get out get get out of bed 

Get up, get down & get undressed! Cause that's what you 

Do best, strip, strip strip n shag, fuck get fucked 'n drag, 

And be impressed, by the better sex, take a piece of raw 

Vegetable and hold it to your breast and say you stood 

For nothing. You were just a hole that lacked passion, 

Another undegnified product of society. That girl 

Should have been a mansion.