Emily... 

We`re all alone on the stage tonight. 
We`ve been told we`re not afraid of you. 
We know all our lines so well, uh-huh. 
We`ve said them so many times: 
Time and time again, 
Line and line again. 

Ooh, yeah, you`re amazing! 
We think you`re incredible. 
You say we`re fantastic, 
But still we don`t head the bill. 

Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Unbelievable! 
Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Unbelievable! 

When the actor reaches his death, 
You know it`s not for real. He just holds his breath. 
But he always dives too soon, too fast to save himself. 

He`ll never make the screen. 
He`ll never make the `Sweeney`, 
Be that movie queen. 
He`s too busy hitting the vaseline. 

Ooh, yeah, you`re amazing! 
We think you are really cool. 
We`d give you a part, my love, 
But you`d have to play the fool. 

Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Unbelievable! 
Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Unbelievable! 

We`re all alone on the stage tonight. 
We`re all alone, 
On the stage, 
Tonight.