Just when you thought it was safe to go 
back in the party on your own 
It's like the night of the living dead 
With beer in hand and lampshade on head 
Fast forward two weeks 
someone's coming up your street 
Fast forward two weeks 
what is that is that a rat a tat tat tat 

Sooner or later there will be a knock at the door now 
you 
Won't know what you're doin' or what you're doin' it 
for 
And then you say to yourself 
That guy is everywhere 
That guy is everywhere 
That guy is everywhere 

I was definitely there with you that night 
when you looked like you had seen a ghost 
I remember because you turned off the lights 
and we hid In a pile of coats 
Now fast forward two weeks
Fast forward two weeks 
what was that was that a rat a tat tat tat 

Sooner or later there'll be a knock at the door but you 
won't know what your doin' or what you're doin' it for 
then you say to yourself 
That guy is everywhere 
that guy is everywhere 
that guy is everywhere oh 

Activated the security light as he came up the garden 
path 
we all waited and tried to be quiet 
and we suddenly heard that rat a tat tat tat 

Sooner or later there'll be a knock at the door but 
you won't know what your doin' or what you're doin' it 
for 
then you say to yourself 
That guy is everywhere 
that guy is everywhere 
that guy is everywhere

Count me out (repeat 11x) 
Whoah (repeat 9x)