I heard you had to drive him home after two umbrella drinks
I heard he's got a Prius, 'cause he's into being green
My buddies said he saw ya'll, eating that sushi stuff
Baby that don't sound like you, that don't sound like love, sounds like it sucks

He can't even bait a hook
He can't even skin a buck
He don't know who Jack Daniels is
He ain't ever drove a truck
Knows how to throw out a line
But not the kind in a field and stream book
No darling, I ain't even worried, you'll come running back
He can't even bait a hook

Has he kissed you in a hay field as the summer rain falls down?
Has he took you to meet his mama, back in his home town?
Does he drive the interstate, or does he take them old back roads?
Can he melt your heart with a country song, every good old boy should know?
I didn't think so

He can't even bait a hook
He can't even skin a buck
He don't know who Jack Daniels is
He ain't ever drove a truck
Knows how to throw out a line
But not the kind in a field and stream book
No darling, I ain't even worried, you'll come running back
He can't even bait a hook

It won't be that long, 'til you start getting bored
I'll be smiling on the river, realing in one more

He can't even bait a hook
He can't even skin a buck
Hell he don't know who Jack Daniels is
He ain't ever drove a truck
Knows how to throw out a line
But not the kind in a field and stream book
No darling, I ain't even worried, 'cause you'll come running back
He can't even bait a hook

No baby, I ain't even worried
He can't even bait a hook