Hello Suzanne, how do you do?
I'm fine, thank you
Hello Suzanne, I'd like to say I missed you
Me too

I called you 'cause I wondered if you died
I called you 'cause I wondered if you tried
'Cause I'm in need of a girl like you
A girl like you who lets me go through

Oh no Suzanne, Suzanne please don't cry
Oh no Suzanne, you're gonna drive me mad
'Cause when you cry, you know you drive me mad
I'm gonna kick your face until you smile

'Cause I'm in need of a girl like you
A girl like you who'll always let me do
All I want

Come on Suzanne, so forgive me again
Come on Suzanne, I'm gonna explain
I slept with her but I was thinking of you
You know your mother's got the same charm as you

It's not my fault if women want me
I'm gonna show you what they taught me

Oh no Suzanne, you don't wanna leave me
Come on Suzanne, I know you're afraid of me
If you leave me you know I'll break your legs
And if it's not enough I'll smash your neck

'Cause I'm in need of being thrilled, so do you
That's why you stay with me, don't you
Let me do all I want