That's it

I'm staying home

Don't even try to make me go

If you put on your leather pants

A Yankee boy in a cowboy hat



Do you even know what you're doing?



Apparently you think it's pretty cool

But that bad boy style is wearing you

Did you learn how to herd cattle in prep school? 



Could you just pretend you don't know me? 



Take off those leather pants

You can't go out like that

You really don't look phat

I can't be seen with a man wearing leather pants 



Look into my eyes

Where the truth is

Do you realize you look stupid?

Get rid of those leather pants

I can't go out like that

You really don't look phat

I can't get down with a Yankee in a cowboy hat