Judy:  If you're ever in a jam, here I am  

Johnny:  If you're ever in a mess, S.O.S.

 

Judy:  If you ever feel so happy you land in jail, I'm your bail  

Both:  It's friendship, friendship

Just a perfect blendship

When other friendships have been forgot

Ours will still be hot  

Judy:  A-lottle-dottle-dottle-dig-dig-dig  

Johnny:  If you're ever down a well, ring my bell  

Judy:  And if you're ever up a tree just phone to me  

Johnny:  A-yes-sir-ee

If you ever lose your teeth and you're out to dine, borrow mine  

Both:  It's friendship, friendship

Just a perfect blendship

When other friendships have been forgate  

Johnny:  Gate?  

Both:  Ours will still be great  

Johnny:  A-lottle-dottle-dottle-chuck-chuck-chuck  

Judy:  If they ever black your eyes, put me wise  

Johnny:  If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose  

Judy:  And if they ever put a bullet through your brain, I'll complain  

Both:  It's friendship, friendship

Just a perfect blendship

When other friendships have been forgit

Ours will still be it  

Judy:  A-lottle-dottle-dottle-hep-hep-hep  

Johnny:  If you ever lose your mind, I'll be kind  

Judy:  And if you ever lose your shirt, I'll be hurt  

Johnny:  If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half, I won't laugh  

Both:  It's friendship, friendship

Just a perfect blendship

When other friendships are up the crick

Ours will still be slick



A-lottle-dottle-dottle-woof-woof-woof

hep-hep-hep

a-chuck-chuck-chuck

a-dig-dig-dig

Good evening friends!