Judy: If you're ever in a jam, here I am 
Johnny: If you're ever in a mess, S.O.S.
Judy: If you ever feel so happy you land in jail, I'm your bail 
Both: It's friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have been forgot
Ours will still be hot 

Judy: A-lottle-dottle-dottle-dig-dig-dig 
Johnny: If you're ever down a well, ring my bell 
Judy: And if you're ever up a tree just phone to me 
Johnny: A-yes-sir-ee
If you ever lose your teeth and you're out to dine, borrow mine 
Both: It's friendship, friendship

Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have been forgate 
Johnny: Gate? 
Both: Ours will still be great 

Johnny: A-lottle-dottle-dottle-chuck-chuck-chuck 
Judy: If they ever black your eyes, put me wise 
Johnny: If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose 
Judy: And if they ever put a bullet through your brain, I'll complain 

Both: It's friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have been forgit
Ours will still be it 
Judy: A-lottle-dottle-dottle-hep-hep-hep 
Johnny: If you ever lose your mind, I'll be kind 
Judy: And if you ever lose your shirt, I'll be hurt 
Johnny: If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half, I won't laugh
 
Both: It's friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships are up the crick
Ours will still be slick
A-lottle-dottle-dottle-woof-woof-woof
hep-hep-hep
a-chuck-chuck-chuck
a-dig-dig-dig
Good evening friends!