Brown paper magazine
 Hotter than you've ever seen
 Everywhere and in between
 A ten-ticket thrill ride
 Don't ya wanna come inside
 A five-star triple-threat
 Hardest of the hard to get
 No one's little red corvette
 Ain't seen nothin' like me yet

 But it took 6 whole hours
 And 5 long days
 4 all your lies to come undone
 And those 3 small words
 Were way 2 late
 'Cause you can't see that I'm the 1

 I'm your late-night head rush
 Ace-high royal flush
 Red velvet orange crush
 You just don't impress me much
 A glossy double-cover spread
 Opened up inside your head
 A black-cherry paradise
 Half the sugar twice the spice
 I don't wanna treat you nice
 Come on baby roll the dice

 But it took 6 whole hours
 And 5 long days
 4 all your lies to come undone
 And those 3 small words
 Were way 2 late
 'Cause you can't see that I'm the 1